A 42-piece cutlery set from Macy's.

Guys, you can't see tableware at this price; at least not in this particular decade. Macy's today launched three independent 42-piece desktop sets, each priced at $37.99! 

Each ceramic set includes 42 pieces of tableware, consisting of a dinner plate, a salad plate, an appetizer/appetizer plate, a dipping bowl, a cereal bowl, and a series of small bowls for holding hard candy, various coins, screws, nails, Rubber Band-other human mayfly ape scientists will dig out the rock in 10,000 years. 

Whether you prefer the minimalism of Denmark's Soft Square-and the emotionally unattainable edge-design sense, the more relaxed and patterned Denmark Amelia, or the fun and sexy Denmark Fiore, each style has its own style. Perfect for people who want to expand the kitchen and/or replace all the dishes smashed by the damn monkey in a lab coat, because you won't let it measure your body temperature. 

Each set of ceramic tableware (Denmark Soft Square, Denmark Amelia, Denmark Fiore) contains 42 pieces for a complete cabinet upgrade. (US$37.99 each).

Jeremy Glass is a freelance writer who lives in Vacationland with his wife, daughter and puppy. Read his website on candyandpizza.com.